15 year-olds can be skank ass hos too.

This just in: 12 year-old children DON'T FATHER CHILDREN. Also, they'll believe anything a pretty girl 3 years older than they are says.

So a couple weeks ago, The Sun broke the story that 12 year-old Alfie Patten fathered a child with 15 year-old Chantelle Steadman. So first of all, he's planning to be a better father at 12 than a lot of men are at 30. Second of all, he's playing video games with his infant, which is awesome.

Now, in a ridiculous turn of events, apparently he might not be the father. FTA:

At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby's father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl.

Other TEENS? As in plural? She's FIFTEEN. Here's the kicker, he's sticking around anyway.

Personally, I think Geekologie has got the right idea. GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

(via The Sun, Geekologie, and the Herald Sun)