I love Big Macs. I just do. I've always thought they were delicious, ever since my dad let me get one after a soccer game when I was a kid (I usually just got cheeseburgers or a happy meal, so this was a big deal). But recently, I learned that I have been robbed of the full big mac experience! In France now there's apparently a whole wheat Big Mac, in Canada they've got the Big Mac snack wrap, and God knows what else is out there that I haven't eaten! Wikipedia lists 7 more variants which I have yet to experience! This is distressing to me in the extreme. I mean, I wouldn't get a Big Mac-themed wedding or anything, but still.
To add to its excellence, the Big Mac is useful too! There's the Big Mac Exchange Rate Index, the Big Mac Museum, a Big Mac programming language, and God knows what else. What an incredible thing!
Goddammit I'm hungry.
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