Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ambien makes you what now?


Apparently, Ambien can makes you sleepfuck. FTA:
At around 10 p.m., my wife commented on how productive I had been: mowing the lawn, cleaning up, grocery shopping. I remembered none of this and said so. She said her only concern was that I left for "errands" and returned two hours later with nothing in hand [...] This afternoon, I got a call from a woman who called me "lover" and asked when I wanted to come back. She called me her f--k buddy [...] I do not even know where she lives; maybe I phoned her for directions. I do find her attractive, but I am stunned that I did something like this.
Buddy, there are worse side effects you could have. I love Slate.

(via Slate)

OMG SWINE FLU OMG


Holy crap swine flu is spreading throughout the world like wildfire it's everywhere now we're all gonna die- wait.

Nope.

Here's the best part- we can all STILL EAT PORK. The WHO and CDC have said that the flu is NOT passed through the meat of the pig, so our delicious, delicious bacone is safe to eat. And stop banning our pork, China.

In other news, the second Israeli case of swine flu was confirmed earlier today. Israeli officials have responded by renaming it "Mexican Flu." Both mens' rabbis sigh in relief, while the 600 taco stands in Jerusalem quietly cringe and begin closing up shop.

And why the hell is OIL trading lower on swine flu news?

Monday, April 27, 2009

Why was this not at Spring Fair?



I CANNOT figure it out. I give you... the Bacone.

A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit.

Wow. That's sexy.


(via ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Government-sponsored credit card wat?

Slate right now has an interesting piece out advocating for what they affectionately call the O-card- a government-issued credit card. FTA:
But instead of cracking down on companies that treat their customers poorly, why doesn't the government just offer a credit card of its own? After all, government regulation may help, but it's unlikely to solve the problems of the credit industry—namely, spiraling interest rates coupled with rising defaults. Obama likes to talk about constructive alternatives. Why not offer an O-card? With his face on it?
Hooooooooooly shit this could end poorly. They mention that many European countries have the same system in place but boy are we different. As they even mention, the European relationship with credit cards is much different from the current American love affair. They also mention that the government already backs home loans, car loans, student loans, and a bunch of other forms of credit that people have needs for- again, THESE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT (not that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac did such a great job with these other types of loans either).

That aside, there are at least social policy goals behind government-sponsored home loans (leaving aside the fact that these goals may have gotten us into the financial crisis in the first place)- what are the goals behind the O-card? Allowing consumers to fall even farther into debt? Slate's even awkward about this, saying that they're not looking for people who would fall so far into debt that they'd default- FTA:
The caveat: You'd have to be supercreditworthy to get a card. The government doesn't want to have borrowers behind on payments; if they defaulted, taxpayers would have to pick up the tab. (Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac had higher standards than other lenders, too.)
What? How does that make any sense at all? Let's create this huge government credit card company, set it up with interest rates that would bankrupt the rest of the industry, and then only let the rich use it? Not only does that defeat the purpose of the whole exercise, it actually cripples the rest of the system- it leaves the actual credit card companies with the deadbeats and bums that aren't willing or able to pay their bills on time! Again, credit card debt is different from home loans or car loans or even student loans. Very few people have the capacity to go out and buy a car or a house on a whim when they're not financially able- but anybody can go use a credit card to buy a new pair of jeans. The average household has $8300 in credit card debt, and I'd wager that a boatload more aren't able to pay it on time each month .

The Consumerist blog comments have a really good summation of the reason this is terrifying in the first place.
Hmmm...a credit card that won't be bankruptable (as federal student loans are not now) issued by a lender who can garnish my wages if I don't pay? No thanks.
(via Slate via Consumerist, picture via Consumerist)

Friday, April 24, 2009

Texts from last night

Texts From Last Night may just be an invention on par with FMyLife... My current favorite:
(202): I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I
had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and
pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my
pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm
scared

who knew so much hilarity could come from 160 characters and drunkenness?

O wait.

(via @ainetchian aka Madame Internetz)

Meat Cards


Yeah, this one I'm just gonna quote directly.

MEAT CARDS: BUSINESS CARDS MADE FROM MEAT AND LASERS
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it
with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or
UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:MEAT AND
LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the
econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining
cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends... IN
MEATSPACE.
Follow @MEATCARDS
on Twitter for on-sale announcements.

And, from Twitter:
We did not realize that MEAT and LASERS are both in the first period of the
PERIODIC TABLE of AWESOME!

Looks like they've got something for you vegetarians out there too!

@bre @ctpctp Why, I do believe you'd be
interested in our BEET Jerky cards.



I don't know that I love anything more than this website right now.

(via MEATCARDS)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

shamWOW

Oh, how I love outsourcing


More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas

Success.


I has it.

Dominos Pizza UPDATE UPDATE



Wow, I love the internet. Consumerist is reporting that the three commenter detectives that tracked down the pizza snotting people have been tracked down themselves- by Dominos Corporate HQ. They decided to send them a big thank you- in the form of a year of free pizza. Holy wow!

Additionally, AdvertisingAge has a really interesting article up analysing Dominos' response to the whole debacle. According to them, the first 24 hours of the response (basically silence) was real shitty, but the rest of what they did was spot-on. FTA:
"After the first 24 hours, they were largely textbook," he said. "They started a Twitter account, separated themselves from the villains, shut down the store, apologized, went to their demographic, went to YouTube -- I think all of that is great. People can take their stabs if they want, on every nuance of what Domino's has done, but after the first 24 hours, it's largely textbook."
There's a textbook? Where do I get that?

(via Consumerist and AdvertisingAge)

59% Interest WTF??


According to national newspaper of note the Knoxville News Sentinel, a Tennessee couple was charged an astounding 59% interest on a $5000 loan. And you thought your mortgage was bad. They're claiming that this was a predatory loan, and that they were never actually informed of the terms and interest charged.Here's the really incredible gem FTA:
Brown says the company never sent paperwork explaining the terms of the loan. "I ain't got no knowledge of spelling and writing, but the Lord gave me a good memory," Brown says. "And I know they never said anything about 59 percent interest."
Oh, Tennessee.

(via the Knoxville News Sentinel via Consumerist)

MATTHEW PERRY IS ONE OF US

FTA:
Former Friends star Matthew Perry was forced to seek medical attention after damaging his hand playing videogames.
Perry says, "I play a lot of video games a lot of XBox 360. I played Fall Out 3 so often I had to go to a hand doctor. I used my hand too much and had to get injections in it"
I want to be him someday.

(via Geekologie and Yahoo! News)

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Online games come offline

Massively Multiplayer Online games (or MMOs) have gotten HUGE in the past few years, with World of Warcraft being the most popular one to date (goddamn you, Blizzard...). But more and more, these MMOs are moving away from their purely online roots and entering real life, either physically or (more prominently) financially.

On Tax Day, the Market Design blog (which everyone should read, it's incredible) did a post on real money trading in MMOs. This is an incredible phenomenon that's so wide-reaching that entire business models have sprung up dedicated solely to creating and selling World of Warcraft gold and a simple ebay search reveals a slew of options. Eurogamer recently did a four-part investigation on so-called "gold-farming" epidemic in online gaming. It turns out that gold farmers are a hugely organized group of people, with some of the larger companies raking in millions of dollars each month, in some instances. And the people who buy it are just regular people all around the world who simply don't have the time to do the gruntwork that these companies will do for them (for a fee, of course).

The companies behind these MMOs are fighting back, to some extent, by introducing not only new anti-trading and hacking mechanisms, but by rolling out real-world trading systems of their own, in a sort of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" mentality. These officially-sanctioned versions have so far been at least moderately successful in stemming the tide of real-world trading in these online games.

However, while gold farming may be the best-publicized way that online goods make it offline, it's by no means the only one. Free-to-play MMO Second Life has been making waves with their business model which flies in the face of most conventional games. To be honest, Second Life isn't really a "game" at all. There are no objectives, no game-play mechanics, no real rules, no goals, and no way to win or lose. What it does have, however, is an incredibly extensive world that users can explore to their hearts' content, and money. Lots and lots of money.

In-game currency is called the Linden dollar, and this currency is explicitly tradable with US dollars. The economy is almost purely a free-market system, and the GDP of the game was estimated at between $500 million and $600 million in 2007. One of the few exceptions to the free-market system is that each account receives a starting balance of money and used to receive a small stipend, but other than that, users are free to find jobs, start businesses, buy and sell real estate, create in-game "products' and sell them, or do pretty much whatever else they please.

This is where the genius of the game really shows, in its users' creativity. Users can do anything from design clothing to cars to houses to pretty much anything they want, but people are drawn to what they know. In one of the most incredible cases, an actual bank was created (Ginko Financial) which offered users up to 40% interest on their in-game currency deposits. After Linden Labs enacted new restrictions on in-world gambling (which was being used to make bets on real-world events), a huge number of investors made their way over to the Ginko Financial in-world ATMs- and found that they couldn't. Ginko Financial ended up with over 200 million Linden dollars in obligations (translating to about $740,000 in real-world money) and had no way to pay it back except to convert depositors into bond-holders on an exchange which may or may not actually exist or be profitable. $740,000 up in smoke! Linden Labs responded by outright banning any in-game banks which paid interest (after users began protesting en masse for financial institutions to be regulated), and analysts have pointed to this event as the precursor to our own financial crisis.

This isn't unique to Second Life, either. EVE Online, another MMO known for its in-game financial dynamics, was hit in 2006 by a massive scam where a player started an investment bank, let it run for a while, and then ran with the profits (LINK:) These amounted to over 700 billion in in-game currency, or around $100,000 if sold. Making matters more hilarious, he spread rumors about himself dying real-world just to throw investigators off the scent.

It's not just scamming going on in these games, either. The Second Life real estate market is alive and vibrant and entrepreneurs are a dime a dozen. Actual real-world real estate brokerages are entering the market, such as Coldwell Banker, which hopes to compete aggressively on price and "bring real estate to the masses. In EVE Online, the virtual corporate world is intensely competitive and the markets are so realistic in some aspects that they're regarded as a decent way to learn the ropes.

And then there's research. Economics maybe, but nobody would have thought that MMOs could provide viable case studies for legitimate medical and sociological research. Enter Corrupted Blood.

The Corrupted Blood plague was really nothing more than an in-game glitch gone horribly horribly wrong. It was meant as a spell used by one of the in-game bosses which was supposed to be confined to a certain area. Eventually, it got out and spread like wildfire, depopulating cities within hours and killing hundreds of thousands of characters. Researchers used the data about the plague transmission and player responses to create real world models of what would happen in the event of a pandemic, using the online data to fill in hard-to-model gaps in their knowledge about human behavior. One blog looked at the behavior of players and went so far as to label those intentionally spreading the plague as "in-game terrorists." Researchers were able to recognize factors they had not even considered when making previous models, including the aptly-named "stupid factor," where someone runs in for a look thinking they'll be fine, gets infected, then spreads the plague before dying.

All of these things come together to point to a massively increased role in the real world for "online" games. As well as being an immense opportunity for profit they point out flaws in our regulatory systems by mirroring them in their own, can act as "test tube societies" useful for modeling behavior not normally seen, and are often just a whole lotta fun. Running off with $100,000 in real money for nothing? Sheeeeeiiiit, I gotta get in on that.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Memorex - oh the memories

So, I grew up with oldies radio stations, Celine Dion on my tape player, and cassette tapes in my parents' cars. My favorite tape: Memorex.












Oh, cassette tapes, where have you gone? Don't you miss taping things right off the radio? Driving around with your tape ready to start taping as soon as that great Gloria Estefan hit came on the radio? Okay, so maybe not Gloria Estefan for you (but, come on, you know "the rhythm is gonna get you") Whitney Houston? Mariah Carey? Ace of Base?

Don't you miss reaching the end of the tape and taking it out, turning it around, and putting it back in to hear the other side? Don't you miss fastforwarding blindly, not knowing where you will stop, and being surprised with your favorite song - ultimate 1987 hit --> "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew. I mean, wow! What a feeling! And don't you miss when that favorite tape gets ruined when all the black tape stuffs comes out and you just can't wind it all back up?? Oh wait, that's a negative.... umm.

But anyway, yes, this is an ode to the tape. And that Memorex tape above was my favorite. It's clear plastic! It has pretty colors! And what a great slogan: "Is it live or is it Memorex?" Fabulous!


Anyone want to make me a mixed tape? Sigh. Those were the days... when tapes melted when you left them on your hot leather seats in the summer sun....

-J

Dominos Pizza employees UPDATE

So remember those gross Dominos employees that stuck cheese up their noses and shit? Remember how the internet caught them? Hell, even the BBC is reporting on 'em. Yeah, well now the cops have caught 'em too.

In a frankly admirable move, Dominos President Patrick Doyle made a youtube video detailing the company's response to these folks. Apparently, they got fired immediately, criminal charges were brought against them, warrants were issued for their arrest, and Dominos is all set to file a civil lawsuit against them as well. Video below:




You know it's bad when your mother is so embarrassed that she won't provide her name when giving an interview. What, you think the internet won't find out anyway?

So it looks like these two were in jail until they just yesterday posted bail. Here's the kicker, though: apparently the woman from the videos is a registered sex offender. Shit keeps getting weirder and weirder...

Barack Obama WAT

This makes me SO HAPPY. Barack Obama soundboard, anybody?

(via AprilWinchell.com)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Coin flipping now unfair. Goddammit.

So it turns out that even flipping a coin isn't fair anymore! According to Coding the Wheel, there's actually about a 51% chance that it'll end up on the side it started on. FTA:
The 50-50 proposition is actually more of a 51-49 proposition, if not worse. The sacred coin flip exhibits (at minimum) a whopping 1% bias, and possibly much more. 1% may not sound like a lot, but it's more than the typical casino edge in a game of blackjack.
Also, they've built a machine that can land a flipped coin on heads every time.

Dammit. Now we're back to throwing a cat with a piece of buttered toast strapped to its back in the air and figuring out which side it lands on.

(via Stanford- CAUTION: 31-page PDF)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I got to be UNSTOPPABLE



Lyrics

The part we're gonna take a look at is Lil Wayne's section, here it is:
[Wayne]
My name is weezy
I'm almost perfect
and i work harder than hard workin
bizarre circus
that's where my bar surface
therefore i act a clown
even when im laying on my back
im never backin down
so overstand me
i got a condo in Miami
and my doormat is always sandy
and i run louisiana
but ive never pulled a hammy
and i got a condo in Atlanta
and i always wear a bandanna
and when it comes down to stuntin
you boys is just buntin and
im swinging for the fence
your girl hanging from my dick
your girl sanging to my shit
like ah loli loli pop
she say i get that pussy wetter than a designer shop
she say i get that pussy better
better than her gynecologist
hoe just text me
everybody want some mo dick mo dick
old bitch
young bitch
but i be like damnnnn
all i got is one dick


So to be honest, this doesn't need much commentary. I can't resist tho, so I'm just gonna reprint some choice portions.
even when im laying on my back
im never backin down
so overstand me
overstand is not a word. I'm sorry, it's just not.
and i run louisiana
but ive never pulled a hammy
and i got a condo in Atlanta
and i always wear a bandanna
what?
she say i get that pussy wetter than a designer shop
she say i get that pussy better
better than her gynecologist
ew.
everybody want some mo dick mo dick
old bitch
young bitch
but i be like damnnnn
all i got is one dick
soooo this one needs some explanation. At first you might be like "well of course he's only got one dick, how many would he have?" Here you've got to keep in mind Lil Wayne's previous work.


Key Lyrics:
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in 5...4...3...2...1
And as we all know, martians can have multiple penises. Oh wait, those are koalas. Damn.

(Hat tip to my brother Sina for this one)

Internet 1, Idiot Dominos Employees 0

So in what may be the most incredible bout of e-sleuthing I have ever seen, Consumerist commenters have managed to track down the individuals responsible for these disgusting videos (click through for the Consumerist page, all videos SFW). In a nutshell, two Dominos employees took some videos of each other doing disgusting things to the food they were about to send to customers, including sneezing on the food, putting cheese up their nose and then back onto the sandwiches, and rubbing a kitchen sponge between their buttcheeks before using it to clean a pot.

Enter e-sleuthing.

Based on nothing more than the Youtube username (whiteair2- now defunct) of the uploaders, a brief glimpse of the view from a window as the camera panned past the drive-thru (visible for like 2 seconds about a third of the way through the third video), and the accent of the individuals, Consumerist commenters were able to not only find their approximate location but the exact store they worked for and the manager's email address and phone number. Needless to say, they sent off some emails immediately (including a few to Dominos corporate) and whooooooo is this gonna turn into a shitshow for those two dumbasses. Take a look at the comment string in question:


Amy Wilson
8:42 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009

A Google search for whiteair2's only friend on YouTube, lilangel6979, brings up an email address with the same lilange6979l username connected with an old Xanga page apparently from Houston. Its definitely not a sure thing, but it fits with the southern accents.
Amy Wilson A Google search for whiteair2's only friend on YouTube,...

katstermonster
8:51 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@Amy Wilson: southern? I got like....southern hemisphere from Christie. I was thinking Australian transplant for her...I didn't care to watch any more of the video in order to hear Michael's charming voice.
*

Amy Wilson
9:00 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@katstermonster: Yeah, I know what you mean. She did say "ya'll," though, and I thought Michael also had a southern accent.
*
whyerhead
9:18 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@Amy Wilson:
Amy.. I FOUND IT! Dominos Pizza, Conover NC. How did I find it? I used part of your intel. Googled for lilangel6979, found the myYearbook for that email, looked at the city.. Theres a Jack in the box across from this dominos. Searched yellowpages.com for it, found it at 509 10th St NW, Conover NC. Jack in the Box is at 510 10th st NW. I'm not sure how to get in contact with the folks at dominos corporate.. but, I'm sure they're reading our blog by now.

Amy Wilson
9:51 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@whyerhead: AWESOME work, whyerhead!!!!! I checked Google street view for that address, and it matches up perfectly with the sign in the video about making change. Amazing!

Microshock
10:48 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@whyerhead:
I called them and the manager was on the phone, i asked if he knew christi and michael, he said yes, and i said, do you know what they've done?
He says no , so i tell him, and he's like wow, that's horrible, give me the site so i can check it out when i get home and to call linda the store manager in the morning

Amy Wilson
10:56 PM on Mon Apr 13 2009
@Microshock: My boyfriend e-mailed Tim McIntyre, Vice President for Communications @ Dominos, and just received the following:

From: "Tim McIntyre (COMM - Communicat)"
Date: April 13, 2009 10:48:04 PM EDT
To: Jonathan Drake
Subject: Re: Video Location identified!

Thank you. I'm alerting our chief of security right away.

Sent from my iPhone

On Apr 13, 2009, at 10:21 PM, "Jonathan Drake" wrote:

Dear Mr. McIntyre,

It appears that readers of the popular blog "Consumerist" have
identified the location of the Dominos that featured so prominently in
some rather disgusting online videos. The restaurant in question
appears to be the one located at:

509 10th St NW, Conover, North Carolina

The article, in which online sleuths "Amy Wilson" and "whyerhead" made
the discovery, can be accessed at the following URL. The discussion in
question occurs on page two of the comments:

[consumerist.com]

Yours,

Jonathan Drake, concerned consumer.

Ooooooo are they gonna get it.....

(via Consumerist)

CHAIR!

I want to try this chair!!! Is it prickly? Is it soft? Does it tickle your bottom?? Why is it so tall? Where would one place it? Inside or out? So many questions!!!


























I LOVE kinetic typography

So I LOVE kinetic typography. The first one I saw (and probably the first one many of you saw as well) was the Pulp Fiction Marsellus Wallace speech, and I've been hooked ever since. Since then I've diversified my tastes a bit, but that style still gets me every time. I've embedded my new favorite example (watch it in HD, it really makes a difference- click through to youtube if you have to). Not really sure what it's saying or referring to or means, but goddamn if it ain't incredible to look at.




Here's some more amazing examples, most of them are short, too.

(via I Love Typography)

This one's my second favorite:








What your font says about you



I love typography. Unfortunately I don't know so much about the intricacies of theory and such, but I'm learning! Meanwhile, Flickr user Lars Veldkampf has a pretty funny (and pretty accurate) photoset up detailing what your font choice says about you. Personally, I actually like the font I put up here, but hey, fuck you Lars!

(via Flickr)

This is why Twitter exists

FINALLY, someone has devised a way to actually justify Twitter's existence, by creating an office chair that tweets when you fart. I know I followed the chair immediately (and you should too). And as an added bonus, here's a how-to instructable, so we can all build our own fart-tweeting chairs!

(via Gizmodo)

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Muslim Advertising


caption: VEIL IS SECURITY

Well, if I wasn't convinced before, I sure am now! Those flies look nast-ay!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Non-profit hospitals shy away from those who can't pay

It seems that everyone is pessimistic about healthcare. Doctors don't care enough about their patients, hospitals are cold, faceless entities, and you can't even talk about health insurance these days. In a time when the Obama administration is calling for a reevaluation of the U.S. healthcare system, it is clear that the public wants change. It's true that changing healthcare in the U.S. to resemble other (better) foreign plans might work in the longrun. There is a lot to discuss on this front, and big industry forces will inevitably have a say. However, healthcare, to me, is much more important as it pertains the little guy - yes, I'm talking about Palin's infamous Joe the Plumber.

Yesterday, The Chicago Tribune revealed a trend in patients who have been turned away from non-profit hospitals due to their inability to pay for care. While the number of hospitals in the U.S. is currently decreasing, those that operate under not-for-profit status are the major type in the U.S. These hospitals receive tax cuts due to their charitable mission. They are intrinsically community-oriented, yet the information in the Tribune points to a messy situation. Non-profit hospitals are sending patients to large, public hospitals for care - basically passing the buck along. One healthcare expert referred to this as "patient dumping." This makes for long waits at the public hospitals and poor quality of care. Meanwhile, aren't these non-profits supposed to be catering to the community? It turns out, "non-profit hospitals in Cook County dedicated just 2 percent of their total revenue to charity care in 2007—1 percentage point more than for-profit hospitals that don't receive tax breaks, according to an analysis of the most recent state hospital revenue data."

The big question is how should hospitals evaluate quality of care? When it comes to non-profits, I am in favor of more stringent regulations to ensure that they are serving their target population. Otherwise, there is no reason that they should reap the benefit of a tax cut. While the Tribune article focuses on one Illinois county, this problem is certainly not unique. In Baltimore, for example, health disparities are great, incomprehensible, and just plain ridiculous. In that city, dominated by Johns Hopkins Hospital and several other reputed healthcare centers, the reason that Medicaid users and others do not receive care is still heavily debated. The potential factors are related to convenience, trust, cost, and, in some ways, access. Nevertheless, it is not hard to imagine that Baltimore residents are facing the same red tape as those in Cook County - if they make it to the hospital at all.

Non-profits: you can do better.

A Hamster in a Wok

I don't know if I should laugh. or cry.

Friday, April 10, 2009

GIVE THIS TO ME



NYC does it again

Why is New York allowed to keep doing this? Every year it's something!

(via NYT)

Hola, Shamwow!

I fucking love Shamwow. That's all there is to it. And now it's being sold in SPANISH? ohhhhhh thank you so much, Shamwow man. Thank you.


Let's get some SHOES.

Zappo's recently launched an interesting new feature- a real-time map displaying items bought off the website and their destinations. aaaaaaand I've been staring at it for like 20 minutes now. EAST COAST REPRESENT

Gay marriage a statistical inevitability?

Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com was my favorite blogger during the election cycle, chiefly cause he was just right so much of the time. His statistical models were so on the money that I guess he decided to continue after the election, by just modeling random shit. Last week, though, he put out some data suggesting that gay marriage will be basically a done deal by 2020ish. FTA:
It turns out that you can build a very effective model by including just three
variables:1. The year in which the amendment was voted upon; 2. The percentage
of adults in 2008
Gallup tracking surveys
who said that religion was an important part of
their daily lives; 3. The percentage of white evangelicals in the state.

Interesting model to me, what do y'all think?

ROBOT CHARIOT ROBOT CHARIOT ROBOT CHARIOT

OK not being able to walk just got a LOT cooler. Can I just say, I love the gallery on this story- what exactly were the designers of the thing thinking? I mean seriously, there's no pouch for your suitcase?

EDIT: bahahahahahah showbots. Juuuuuuust kidding....

Floating EVERYTHING


OK, hands up- who thinks mankind should take to the seas? Nobody? Well, check this out and then tell me your answer again. Why aren't real buildings and floating dealies this cool?

Hey look!

It's my boss!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

And, in the what the FUCK department...


A British man was forced to explain how his friend bit his penis off and swallowed it during a fight they were having over a trailer. WHAT KIND OF FIGHT WAS THIS? FTA:
'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,'
Hoooooooooly shit. This guy gives Lorena Bobbit a run for her money...

(via Metro)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

heeheeheehee


Hahahahahahaha

4 year-old kid knows who to call

Good call, kiddo. Call 911 when you need help with your math homework. For extra lulz, keep listening until the end when the mom starts yelling.

Math Homework 911 Call

Monday, April 6, 2009

ShamANOTHERONE?

As if the Shamwow Guy's antics aren't enough, there's a new guy on the block. And his shit lets you drink your spilled soda from off the floor.


(via Consumerist)

Iceland got SHANKED

Think we've got it bad here in the US? Take a look at Iceland, the country that's arguably been hit the worst by the recent economic crisis. The entire COUNTRY is bankrupt. FTA:
It must have seemed like a no-brainer: buy these ever more valuable houses and cars with money you are, in effect, paid to borrow. But, in October, after the krona collapsed, the yen and Swiss francs they must repay are many times more expensive. Now many Icelanders-especially young Icelanders-own $500,000 houses with $1.5 million mortgages, and $35,000 Range Rovers with $100,000 in loans against them.
Holy wow. They're stuck eating slowter, which as far as I can tell is a kind of haggis made from the intestines and blood of sheep. FTA:

Teitur Thorkellsson: It's made from intestines and blood and fat of the sheep, meaning everything but the meat.

Teitur Thorkellsson says that during the boom no one bothered with slowter. Now, it's become almost chic.

Thorkellsson:
Right after the economic crash, then this became the most fashionable thing ever. You know, families were getting together and friends were invited to stand with their hands bloody in the kitchen making this slowter food, because it's extremely cheap.

Yuck.

(via Consumerist, Vanity Fair, and Marketplace)

Oh, subconscious...

So apparently when ordering food, if salad is an option you're actually three times more likely to order french fries instead than you would if salad were left off the menu. Not only that, but the test subjects who scored the highest on a standard self-control test actually were among the MOST likely to order fries if salad was offered. Weird, huh?

The researchers hypothesize that it's because even seeing salad on the menu lowers your guard, leaving you more susceptible to indulgent behavior. FTA:
In one study, college students were given one of two menus. One menu featured French fries, chicken nuggets and a baked potato; the other included those same items as well as a salad. The French fries, widely perceived as the least healthful option, were three times as popular with students selecting from the menu that had the salad as they were with the other group.
Oh wait, college students? Thaaaaat explains it.

(via Lifehacker and NYTimes)

Friday, April 3, 2009

So I don't golf, but...

...this golf course might make me start. Woooooow. And that ain't a bad price for a helicopter ride too...


(via Geekologie)