Holy crap swine flu is spreading throughout the world like wildfire it's everywhere now we're all gonna die- wait.
Nope.
Here's the best part- we can all STILL EAT PORK. The WHO and CDC have said that the flu is NOT passed through the meat of the pig, so our delicious, delicious bacone is safe to eat. And stop banning our pork, China.
In other news, the second Israeli case of swine flu was confirmed earlier today. Israeli officials have responded by renaming it "Mexican Flu." Both mens' rabbis sigh in relief, while the 600 taco stands in Jerusalem quietly cringe and begin closing up shop.
And why the hell is OIL trading lower on swine flu news?
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