Meat Cards

Yeah, this one I'm just gonna quote directly.

MEAT CARDS: BUSINESS CARDS MADE FROM MEAT AND LASERS
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it
with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or
UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:MEAT AND
LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the
econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining
cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends... IN
MEATSPACE.
Follow @MEATCARDS
on Twitter for on-sale announcements.

And, from Twitter:

We did not realize that MEAT and LASERS are both in the first period of the
PERIODIC TABLE of AWESOME!

Looks like they've got something for you vegetarians out there too!

@bre @ctpctp Why, I do believe you'd be
interested in our BEET Jerky cards.

I don't know that I love anything more than this website right now.

(via MEATCARDS)