(202): I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I
had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and
pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my
pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm
scared
who knew so much hilarity could come from 160 characters and drunkenness?
O wait.
(via @ainetchian aka Madame Internetz)
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