Ambien makes you what now?

Apparently, Ambien can makes you sleepfuck. FTA:

At around 10 p.m., my wife commented on how productive I had been: mowing the lawn, cleaning up, grocery shopping. I remembered none of this and said so. She said her only concern was that I left for "errands" and returned two hours later with nothing in hand [...] This afternoon, I got a call from a woman who called me "lover" and asked when I wanted to come back. She called me her f--k buddy [...] I do not even know where she lives; maybe I phoned her for directions. I do find her attractive, but I am stunned that I did something like this.

Buddy, there are worse side effects you could have. I love Slate.

(via Slate)