I got to be UNSTOPPABLE

Lyrics

The part we're gonna take a look at is Lil Wayne's section, here it is:

[Wayne]
My name is weezy
I'm almost perfect
and i work harder than hard workin
bizarre circus
that's where my bar surface
therefore i act a clown
even when im laying on my back
im never backin down
so overstand me
i got a condo in Miami
and my doormat is always sandy
and i run louisiana
but ive never pulled a hammy
and i got a condo in Atlanta
and i always wear a bandanna
and when it comes down to stuntin
you boys is just buntin and
im swinging for the fence
your girl hanging from my dick
your girl sanging to my shit
like ah loli loli pop
she say i get that pussy wetter than a designer shop
she say i get that pussy better
better than her gynecologist
hoe just text me
everybody want some mo dick mo dick
old bitch
young bitch
but i be like damnnnn
all i got is one dick

So to be honest, this doesn't need much commentary. I can't resist tho, so I'm just gonna reprint some choice portions.

even when im laying on my back
im never backin down
so overstand me

overstand is not a word. I'm sorry, it's just not.

and i run louisiana
but ive never pulled a hammy
and i got a condo in Atlanta
and i always wear a bandanna

what?

she say i get that pussy wetter than a designer shop
she say i get that pussy better
better than her gynecologist

ew.

everybody want some mo dick mo dick
old bitch
young bitch
but i be like damnnnn
all i got is one dick

soooo this one needs some explanation. At first you might be like "well of course he's only got one dick, how many would he have?" Here you've got to keep in mind Lil Wayne's previous work.


Key Lyrics:

We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in 5...4...3...2...1

And as we all know, martians can have multiple penises. Oh wait, those are koalas. Damn.

(Hat tip to my brother Sina for this one)